How to tell if the kid is weird?

Kids are weird.  I tried to draw the snapshots of thing that would make a mom yelling, screaming or amusing.

Ever wonder...

1. Ever wonder why your lipstick is consuming so fast

2. Ever wonder why the boy does not realize he is not a girl

3. Ever wonder why the toddler does not realize
    the bowl is bigger than his face

4. Ever wonder why you have to clean up a party
    continuously you didn't attend

5. Ever wonder why the kid never has enough toys

6. Ever wonder why the kid gets his feet wet on a sunny day

7. Did you ever under-estimate the child's ability
    to get into more trouble

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