Some Humor In A Relationship

Q:  What is your husband favorite hobby?
A:  Lie to me!
 
Tom: 
Hey, guys! You know my wife is perfect! No dirty words, good temper, dislike gossip, smarter than guys but never stealing the show, angel face, sexy body, can cook good food....

Tom’s friend:  
Wait a minute!  Are you sure she is a human?
 
Q:    What does your hubby most love to do always?
A:     Set the trick to fool his wife, capture her silly response, and post on the social media to get “likes”.
 
Mary:     
Who can I tell my secret and 100% sure that person will not tell anyone?

Mary’s friend:
Tell the husband. He'll not leak out your secret because actually, he has not listened.
 
Tom:               
How do you know your wife is mad at you?

Tom’s friend:  
She replied my whatsapp message without emoji!